or if someone had had a video recorder, they could be winners on America’s Funniest Home Videos!
My days have been challenging lately. Not sure why. I’m tired and my knee and back are hurting, but that’s not too far out of the norm. I’m tired all the time and can’t seem to get enough sleep. So, I’m sure all of this has something to do with how my days have been going lately. My attitude seems to be primed and ready for problems.
Today was a day to take my mom to Luke Air Force Base to pick up a prescription we called in to be refilled and then go to the commissary to shop. Her car needed gas so I pulled into the gas station on base. Then I tried to get out of my seat belt….yep….tried. I thought I must have put it in backwards or something silly like that. I checked…nope…it’s the right way. I pushed the button and I pulled the belt – nothing. My sweet mother made the moment all that more special by asking me if I was pushing the “red” button….as opposed to what? I had turned the car off in anticipation of getting out, so I turned it back on to get the AC running again. I decided I would try and see if I could loosen the belt enough to “slip” it over my head. I reclined the seat and gave it the good ol’ college try. No way! Not happening, but what was happening was that people were starting to notice I was still sitting in my car with the engine running. I opted for Plan B and decided I might find it easier to slip the belt over my feet at this point. One of the station attendants was by now circling the car at a distance, but hesitant to really stop and see if I needed help. Mom is, of course, laughing her head off and I was in fear she just might wet her pants. Not that I blame her….I was (thankfully) laughing also. This had to be the day I decided to wear my tennis shoes instead of flip flops that I could have just kicked off making it easier to get my feet through the belt. At last I was free!! Thank goodness I’ve lost those 40 pounds and have been out walking otherwise, I’m thinking things wouldn’t have ended so nicely.
As I got out of the car, the attendant had just made another pass by the front of the car. I told him what had happened and he leaned into the car and after several hard yanks got the seat belt open. I said I wished he would have done that sooner and he said he thought it might not look so good with him leaning over me to unlock it. I told him it couldn’t look any funnier than I did crawling out. He said that if it was okay with me, next time he’d do it. :)
My daughter and husband say he was hitting on me…I say he was trying really hard not to laugh out loud.