Things you hear around the water cooler…

I often sit and watch the birds come and go getting drinks and socializing at the bird bath and wonder what are they thinking….

This is your typical over-achiever….  “I love getting to work before everyone else. I hope they get my shower fixed at home soon.”

 

“Did you see Survivor last night? Can you believe how dumb that JT is?”

“Is it my imagination or does this taste like bathwater to you?”

 

“I know I’m the boss, but it hurts when they all leave every time I show up.”

 

“I hate casual dress Fridays. Did you see how that slut in accounting was dressed?”